Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dear Hotmail...oh how i hate you and let me count those ways

Dear Hotmail,

I hate you.
I hate because you let some stupid virus leak into my address book and now i'm looting everyone i know with ads on Viagra and money making schemes.
Ah, a world fueled on sex and money.

I hate you because i have no idea how to stop it.
Everyday, there is someone new that has received yet another email from me.
It seems to not stop at just one ad.
Everyday there's more.
I find it frustrating and embarassing that i don't know how to stop it!
ARgh!
GRrrr!

Oh hotmail. how i hate you.
I know it's not completely your fault.
You, yourself did not write this ridiculous virus...
or did you?
I need to hate some one for this, therefore i hate you.
I know we've been together for so long.
You were my first.
Oh geez, looking back.
We were, just babies, weren't we?

I just don't know what to do anymore.
I think i just have to say it..
Hotmail... i think i want to break up.

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